AI, as it actually moves through Congress:
– Assigned to Subcommittee
– Awaiting Markup
– Amended Into Nothing
– Already In the Base Text
– Approved on Voice Vote
– Asked Staff to Explain
– Asked ChatGPT to Explain
– Asked Claude for the Questions
– Asked Grok for the Dissent
– Inserted by Unanimous Consent
– Held at the Desk
– Kicked to Commerce
– Kicked to Energy
– Kicked to After the Midterms
– Referred to the Working Group
– Referred to the Task Force
– Referred to the Task Force That Already Issued 85 Recommendations Nobody Read
– Tabled Pending Further Study
– Tabled Pending China
– Tabled Pending the Next Resignation Letter
– Passed the Vibe Check
– Failed the Vibe Check
– Scored by CBO as “Unknown, Possibly Extinction”
– Scored by CBO as “No Direct Spending, Except the Species”
– Enacted as a Sense of the Senate
– Enacted as a Press Release
– And Yet We Use It For Amendments